Last night Jess and I went to the new Ten Tables that just opened in
This is all in the way of trying to explain why the new Ten Tables in
The restaurant has only been open for seven weeks and the waiter seemed inexperienced. Within ten minutes of sitting down, he asked us twice if we were ready to order. The second time we said we were interested in the four course tasting menu, asked what it was (they won’t tell you), and said we’d like to do it if Jess could have hers without fish (which she doesn’t eat). He told us he’d have to check with “Chef”[3], which we were surprised by given that they also offer a vegetarian tasting menu (which would seem to make substitutions pretty easy). He came back and told us that the fish couldn’t be taken out and immediately asked if we were ready to order. Later, when Jess wanted a Diet Coke, he reported that Ten Tables (apparently takings the pretentiousness of its
I started with a fluke crudo (with chives, fennel and grapefruit). I thought this was well-done but unexceptional. The raw fluke had a subtle, clean taste, and the chives and grapefruit were a good combination (particularly with the olive oil), and the dish looked very pretty. At the same time, I thought the dish was a bit bland and could have used some salt.[4] My second course was the best of the night: boudin blanc sausage (basically a combination of chicken and pork, as I understand it) with earthy veggies (I think turnips and carrots) and little doughy pieces that must be spatzle and deliciously soaked up the flavors of the dish. I also like how Ten Tables sausage tends to be coarser grained and looser than what you can find pre-made, because I think it’s a neat texture. I think that type of rustic, earthy deliciousness is what Ten Tables does best, but for that to really stand out as exceptional it needs a perfection of ambiance that wasn’t present when we went.
To accompany those courses, we had a wine that, to say the least, didn’t work out as expected. It was a half bottle of a Rex Hill pinot noir from
[1] Perfect from a kitchen perspective because they’re so easy to ladle out and cheap to make; perfect for me because getting something unexpected, tasty, and free makes me happy to a completely irrational extent..
[2] Disappointing compared to my high expectations of the original. If I had never been to Ten Tables JP, I would have thought the new restaurant was perfectly good (not great) and would probably never get around to going back to it (always somewhere new to try or great to go to). As is, I’ll give it another shot since it’s so convenient and the original is so good.
[3] I hate that affectation; I feel like it’s somewhat goofy when high school football players say things like “Coach told me to run ten laps for dating his daughter; that’s typical Coach for ya,” but I find it completely annoying and pretentious when a waiter says, “I’ll have to ask Chef about substituting out the fish course.”
[4] This was actually true of all the dishes I had at Ten Tables, including dessert (it’s not me being crazy, the dessert listed sea salt as one of the ingredients and had like five flakes).
[5] Jess took the first view and I thought the second. She’s probably right, but I didn’t think it was that terrible, just a little thin, astringent, and unsubtle. My understanding was that you would definitely know if you had a corked bottle of wine, but embarrassingly, maybe I’m just really dumb and unobservant.